A little sparkle for your Friday.

Today we will be talking about two things.

1.) Skinny, bright colored jeans and how much I FLOVE them. 

2.) Sparkly high heeled pumps and how much I EFFING FLOVE them. 

  • Where to get it:
  • Cami: Cotton ON
  • Cotton Blazer: Target
  • Skinny colored denim: Target
  • Shoes: Bakers
  • Bangles: Gifted
  • Earrings: Forever 21
  • Owl necklace: Gifted
  • Dog: He’s mine, bitches. Get your own.

First, let’s get over the common misconception that you must be SKINNY to wear SKINNY jeans. As you can see from my photos, I am a voluptuous woman. I wear a size 12 jeans, have a more than ample ass, and my tatas could technically have their own zip code.

Skinny jeans are okay, even for not skinny people. You just have to buy the right size. Many ladies get discouraged (STOP! Take Heart!) when shopping for skinny jeans because they generally run SUPER small. Those assholes at the department stores want you to have to WORK to squeeze into those babies. For example, the jeans I am wearing in these photos are a size 15(!!!) from Target. And even then, they are tight. Like, maybe you should check to make sure there is no breeze blowing around your ass crack kinda tight.

Once you get over the minor discomfort of having to buy a larger size (It’s not real! It’s not real!) then, skinny jeans become so much fun! And colored denim is pretty much my favorite trend right now. These electric blue jeans are a downright PAAAAARTAY to accessorize because any bright color will do. Last week I wore them with hot pink feather earrings. Last night I wore them with turquoise bangles and earrings. The possibilities are ENDLESS. Like space for fashion.

And the makeup. Fuchsia lipstick? Yes please.

So now that we’ve established how much I love skinny colored denim.

SPARKLY SHOES.  Let’s pause for a moment, while I sigh dreamily.

You guise. Sparkly shoes make ANY outfit better. Even if it’s just a little bit of sparkle, like a buckle or a few rhinestones. Or a LOT of sparkle, like the sequined babies I’m wearing above. I feel like I am WALKING ON SUNSHINE when my feet are reflecting more light than a disco ball. Go ahead, picture yourself walking on sunshine. Feels good, right?

Invest in some awesome sparkly shoes for those nights that you just want to feel like your feet deserve a chance to shine, too. Pun intended. Haaaaaaaaaaaa haha.

Happy Friday, fashionistas! Hope you get some shopping in over the weekend ;)

TREND WATCH.

RED PANTS.

Need I say more?

Here’s what you need to know about red pants. Red pants are really just awesome pants. It takes balls to wear pants that say “HEY! LOOK AT MY ASS AND THIGHS IN THIS SUPER BRIGHT COLOR!”. But that’s why I love them so much. They’re sassy. They’re flirty. Red is a color that says STOP. Look at me. It’s the color of guts and glory. It’s a color that says “I’m a woman who could take a bull DOWN.”

So, being that sort of woman, you know, I decided to try my hand at red pants. Or my ass at red pants. Here’s my date night outfit from last weekend:

I am a woman. I am a woman in red pants and I fear no bull. Behold my six inch stilettos, that will tear you to pieces before you dare approach.

I felt so sexy on our date night. I paired my red pants with a long, sheer tunic top and a black cami beneath, along with a colorful charm necklace, black feather earrings, and a fun sparkly satin bracelet. Not to mention those shoes, which are pictured below in their full glory.

  • Top: H&M NY
  • Cami: The Limited
  • Pants: Forever 21
  • Necklace: Forever 21
  • Earrings: Forever 21
  • Shoes: Aldo